(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.
Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"
Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"
Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"
by Ronny Chizano April 08, 2011
Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)
(Flushing during the process does not count)
Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳
Person 2: 😳
by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022
When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.
by Walffleassing101 October 05, 2019
by Swat Team April 30, 2007
I told Chris his story was a crockpot full of shit because there was no way he jump of the radio tower downtown on the high rise
by Smokeyjdc555 June 21, 2022
Guy #1: Man things were getting crazy last night. She farted up my nose while i was eating her out and we made beef stew in a crockpot.
Guy #2: That is vile man....
Guy #2: That is vile man....
by The Plate January 01, 2022
Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.
by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023