Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022

Candid

So Candid is a antisocial person , that likes to be alone for the most part. She wants to be in a relationship and she wants her lover to be a loyal man, show his love for her at all times and she wants to be treated right . In the moment u get in a relationship with her she is all ready thinking about having kids and marry u.
She is a person if u will stay loyal to her she will never leave ur side at any costs.
But she will be really horny at times and act normal and innocent as always!!

Candid is a keeperr!!

by KTHELOVERBOA November 22, 2021

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023

Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth

I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again

by HyperSkylight July 3, 2024

candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

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candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

by Reninu March 15, 2025

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 25, 2020