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The Scumm Bar

The bar/tavern on the edge of town found on Mêlée Island in the fictional point and click adventure game monkey island byLucasFilm Games. This tavern is a popular haunt for many pirates including the three pirate leaders as well as some insanely drunk scallywag who is constantly spinning on the chandelier!
As the protagonist of the Monkey island series Guybrush Threepwood, you frequent the Scumm Bar often in the first game, on your quest to become a pirate of great renown/infamy.
The Scumm Bar also features, in my opinion, the besr musical score in the first game.
1)"Yaaargh, set sail for Mêlée Island and the Scumm Bar, where the Grog flows in amber/ nauseating green rivers!"

2)"Hand me a grog barkeep, with ten mugs if you please!"
by LeChuck MK5 July 18, 2010
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The Monkey Bar

For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.
Becca and I were at the playground last night, and we totally did the Monkey Bar
by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010
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the clark bar

when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"
by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005
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The dilly bar

When one shoves a cold yet almost melted dilly bar into another's ass and proceeds to fuck him until its just the popcicle stick
Cameron: Hey Ricky wanna have some fun?
Ricky: huh
Cameron: looook (as he waves his dairy queen dilly bar)

The dilly bar
by The dilly bar May 15, 2023
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The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
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hanging from the ugly bar

Someone that is really fugly. Especially useful when there is a large group of hideous people, as the 'ugly bar' can be the area in which they're hanging out.
Wow. Your girlfriend is really hanging from the ugly bar.

PLURAL:
Check out the people hanging from the ugly bar over there.
by m i l l y November 29, 2005
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