Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!

Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!

by Big1Adam December 30, 2018