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dingus in the wool

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.
I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?
by Jimdaly07 August 9, 2017
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Wool puller

This term refers to a con artist, a bullshitter. One who tells stories or pulls the wool over ones eyes in attempts to gain something for him or herself, personally or in business.
Jobless Jane is quite the "wool puller", she bullshitted her friend into getting her 4 concert tickets with no intention of paying her back.
by Sawyersgirl August 31, 2016
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wool hound

Womanizer. Guy that chases women. Refers to women's pubic area.
"Hey, I heard John got cheating on his his girlfriend." "Yeah, he was running around with two other women at the same time. He's always been such a wool hound."
by Lkmbum January 12, 2016
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wool sweater

Large quantities of pubic hair covering a bar of soap.
My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.
by tviasco May 27, 2010
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pull wool

To engage in sexual intercourse. This phrase is derived from the wooly texture of public hair.
I wanted to pull wool, but my girlfriend wants to save herself for marriage.
by vwallac September 30, 2006
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Pullin wool

Doing your best to fornicate with your woman of choice for the night.
"Stop texting me im pullin wool."

"Stop cockblocking me, I'm pullin wool."
by BMort and the Browns February 25, 2008
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wool here

"wool here" is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one's immediate vicinity. "wool here" draws it's roots from the baseball team of an unnamed California JUCO (Junior College). In the rare event that a beautiful girl would pass by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow "wool here", thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female's presence.

It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.
Beautiful woman walks into the room
"Wool here!"
Everyone discretely looks over
by hardhatchatter June 21, 2012
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