by mjgriffin August 23, 2011
Get the High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlockmug. John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 26, 2020
Get the Vatican fountainmug. by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025
Get the Vatican Goodbyemug. When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
by Nitto October 17, 2017
Get the Vatican blessingmug. When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.
“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”
“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
by Carnefice November 14, 2021
Get the Vatican Syndromemug. A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey
Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!
by Vatican Attila January 29, 2025
Get the Vatican Venus Flytrapmug. Ay, this my house
by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome December 1, 2020
Get the Vaticanmug.