double en-tundra

1. A horrible pun told above the tree-line.
2. The kind of joke that gets you beat up.

"We pined for new jokes as soon as we got above the tree line, but we were already in the double en-tundra."

by Tyler Morell April 9, 2008

Flaming Tundra of Penetration

When you perform vaginal or anal sex using Icy Hot gel as lubricant.

The anal flaming tundra of penetration; the vaginal flaming tundra of penetration

by sexual experiments November 2, 2009

Dumb Tundra

when it is colder than brick outside.

yo my man it is straight dumb tundra out, deadass facts.

by anonymous February 4, 2017

tundra thumper

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.

"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."

by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

Tundra Brothers

2 men who have been pegged by the same woman.

Those 2 dudes are Tundra Brothers with Nicole.

by Sully2 May 6, 2021

Tundra tuggy

As a male, giving a hand job to a police officer in your pickup to get out of a speeding ticket.

Friend 1: "How'd you get a warning for doing 100mph in a 35?"
Friend 2: "Gave him the ol' Tundra tuggy"

by Erectrician August 15, 2023