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The Beer Standard

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The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale
by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013
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the montpellier standard

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A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard
by icanhaz March 31, 2010
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the lemonade stand

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a dude does a hand stand and pisses in his own mouth while doing the hand stand!
jesus!, u should have seen greg the other day, he did "the lemonade stand" , it was sick!!
by gsp1983 October 14, 2011
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If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
by cjammer911 July 13, 2013
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The Popsicle Stand

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sexual position including 3 guys and 1 girl preferably blowing loads simultaneously
by dugasm June 15, 2008
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The Thriller Standard

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Where fans, various music review sources and others use the Thriller Album to compare it to all other Michael Jackson's musical works and CD/album releases.

A review system of using the musical compositions on the original Thriller album released on November 30, 1982 to judge how great MJ's other works should be, knowing that other works will never live up to what that album was able to do musically, lyrically and for the music industry as a whole.
MJ's latest CD release is a hodge podge of garbage his producers need to get back to The Thriller Standard.

The Thriller Standard is the only standard for me.

The Bad Album only sold 30 million copies worldwide, MJ was off his game he can't touch the Thriller Standard.
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE December 18, 2010
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"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.
Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!
by Hmmithink123 May 13, 2021
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