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Monsoon

One of the 9 bosses in the game Metal Gear Rising. His boss fight is very parry intensive, so parry his attacks or get good at the game.

You parry by moving your joystick a bunch toward an enemy or spam W toward an enemy and pressing the Light attack on your mouse or controller.

Once dealing enough damage to him he'll jump up onto a pillar, stopping you from hitting him until the attack is over, and then he jumps down to fight you again but you can now attack him, oh wait I lied, he uses his magnetic powers to dodge your attacks until you eventually stun him and hit him on the head in blade mode.
And not to forget his famous line he says before the battle, "Memes, The DNA of the soul."
Person 1: Hey bro, can you tell me how to how to beat Monsoon from Metal Gear: Rising?
Person 2: Yeah, just parry like your life depends on it.
by IF Prototype LQ-84i March 29, 2024
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monsoon

monsoon said that memes are the dna of the soul
by a stupid orphan April 14, 2022
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New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
by AustNilo July 31, 2019
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Monsoon

The guy from Metal Gear Rising that lectures you about fucking Among Us and memes.
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
by The Fucking Mailman May 11, 2022
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monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday
WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY
by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022
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Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.
"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."
by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016
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Monsooning

When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.
I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 16, 2021
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