The guy from Metal Gear Rising that lectures you about fucking Among Us and memes.
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
monsoon: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL
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Get the Monsoon mug.One of the 9 bosses in the game Metal Gear Rising. His boss fight is very parry intensive, so parry his attacks or get good at the game.
You parry by moving your joystick a bunch toward an enemy or spam W toward an enemy and pressing the Light attack on your mouse or controller.
Once dealing enough damage to him he'll jump up onto a pillar, stopping you from hitting him until the attack is over, and then he jumps down to fight you again but you can now attack him, oh wait I lied, he uses his magnetic powers to dodge your attacks until you eventually stun him and hit him on the head in blade mode.
And not to forget his famous line he says before the battle, "Memes, The DNA of the soul."
You parry by moving your joystick a bunch toward an enemy or spam W toward an enemy and pressing the Light attack on your mouse or controller.
Once dealing enough damage to him he'll jump up onto a pillar, stopping you from hitting him until the attack is over, and then he jumps down to fight you again but you can now attack him, oh wait I lied, he uses his magnetic powers to dodge your attacks until you eventually stun him and hit him on the head in blade mode.
And not to forget his famous line he says before the battle, "Memes, The DNA of the soul."
Person 1: Hey bro, can you tell me how to how to beat Monsoon from Metal Gear: Rising?
Person 2: Yeah, just parry like your life depends on it.
Person 2: Yeah, just parry like your life depends on it.
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I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.
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Get the Monsooning mug.Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak? Kill or be killed Jack. Phnom Penh taught me that. Yes, you aren’t the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent but an effective teacher. It’s final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all it’s people are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... All memes, all passed along. You can’t fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong pray upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a tool. Something that saves lives — a means of justice. Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite! It’s spared you the burden of all the lives you’ve taken... ...absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is until the illusion was broken. Don’t be ashamed. It’s only nature, running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience.
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Monsoon: Memes the DNA of the Soul
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