by Ddozzle January 24, 2024
There is my maj maj
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Ida is the most wonderful person in the whole world. I love her more then anything. It’s is my cousin and my nearest one. I would die for her. I have never loved anyone this much in my whole life. She deserves everything in this big world. She may not have many followers but she will always be the biggest love in my heart. There’s hella lot of people in this world but I only need one to survive and that one is Ida.
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by andrzejpjw May 07, 2024
Maj The Menace is a well-mannered gentleman with a slong for an extra leg in case he loses his real leg in a war or something.
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Girl!
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
by She-wasnt-ready October 12, 2022