french laundry

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is still wearing panties but they are pulled to the side, after the man has ejaculated the panties are pulled back into place so the semen drains into them.

I just gave my girlfriend a load of french laundry.

by dirty suarez December 10, 2011

laundry mat

a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.

Drug money goes to the laundry mat.

by faxy April 23, 2006

Brian Laundrie

Currently harder to find then a Shining Charizard card.

Damn it's been a month and we still can't find Brian Laundrie.

by Squidbob October 12, 2021

laundry hug

The act of taking laundry fresh out of the dryer while it is still hot and dumping it on someone who is lying down.

Dude I just did my laundry. Lie down I'll give you a laundry hug.

by laundrywomans February 9, 2009

Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

by AlyB December 2, 2019

laundry deficit

Wearing mis-matched, ugly, out of fashion, sometimes ill-fitting clothing that is only worn because you have nothing else clean.

"Wow, what's with the pink pants?"

"Laundry deficit!"

"Oh, yeah."

by PurpleAnkh November 2, 2011

Laundry hamper

To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper

get ready for the tastiest laundry hamper of ur life

by Foorat41 January 27, 2018