jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking
guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
by Styles 917 July 20, 2016
Get the jarrod kellymug. A white ass man that sucks big dick. He always likes joking about girls being dummy thicc and hes abusive to women of all ages. This man is a ginger and he likes to talk about his teeth and he loves to call himself autistic. To be serious all women any age be warned this man will try to fuck you by the end of the day if you hear dummy thicc i advise all women to run.
by E33 January 17, 2020
Get the Jarrod Adamsmug. Jarrod Hill He usually has aids and if not HIV. He likes any girl he can get his hands on and will die a virgin. He wants to be a whore but cant
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by Fortun3 Trix February 23, 2015
Get the Jarrod Hillmug. by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019
Get the Dirty Jarrodmug. by Aqwaguy September 5, 2023
Get the Jarrod (Guy)mug. Jarrod is gay
When a guy named Jarrod is just such a massive liberal that he believes he his a female and he does not come out of the closet until the closet is opened for him by his male partner he then decides to become a massive furry and kill everyone on Fortnite when he say's, "I don't want smoke." However when you kill him a lot or do something he disproves of he rage quits (also his is dookie at video games.) He is also a legend at bible studies and brings his all knowing bible everywhere with him.
When a guy named Jarrod is just such a massive liberal that he believes he his a female and he does not come out of the closet until the closet is opened for him by his male partner he then decides to become a massive furry and kill everyone on Fortnite when he say's, "I don't want smoke." However when you kill him a lot or do something he disproves of he rage quits (also his is dookie at video games.) He is also a legend at bible studies and brings his all knowing bible everywhere with him.
Logan may say: "Yesterday i was playing Fortnite with Jarrod and he kept being a douche, so i killed him a lot."
Hunter may reply: "Yeah Jarrod is gay."
Hunter may reply: "Yeah Jarrod is gay."
by Grxxn_532 July 23, 2021
Get the Jarrod is gaymug. When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020
Get the Dirty Jarrodmug.