Put the jack on the queen

When the male first encounters intercourse with a female. He puts his dick in her vagina, doing all the work.

Dude, did you put the jack on the queen last night?

by Sexy kittens July 30, 2010

Doing The Jack and Jill

Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.

Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that

by music1slife April 4, 2012

dropped the jack

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details

bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one

by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010

Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Jack the Camera Guy

The amazing camera man for TAI TV and The Academy Is... in general

Jack the Camera Guy needs to put out the new TAI TV!!!!

by [santi]love September 30, 2007