Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.
Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!
by Gee37 May 31, 2009
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Epic Department

yuyo expedito augusto dream game cigar dispenser ending frospitality how get return to axis pls help give me all the answers plesae!!!!!!!!!!!
random dalit: what the hell is a dream game
random shudra: EPIC DEPARTMENT
random unflinching shudra: HELP!!!!!!!
random dalit: how frospitality
by yeetus_cleetus October 31, 2022
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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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Department of Religion

A place that will be created now that Bush has be "re"elected. Responsible for promoting Christianity and being very critical of non-christians. Some of popular "man"dates that will be included are:Bibles in every building in the country, prayers required every day of the week, the receiting of the lords prayer before work,school,and other events that is government sponsored,mandatory church attendance at least once a week, and the elimanation of all non-christian literature in books and others forms of print.
The Department of Religion is something that will bring about the greatness of Christianity to all!!
by ShowMeGod December 20, 2004
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depart-a-hor

To think/feel that your horoscope lacks insight or meaty-ness. Possiblity to create ur own future in a humurous or fashionable sense.

(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign
Lately Johnny hasn't been fitting in with all the other taurus's so we hor-de-scoped him into a new category of cat-fish.

"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."

"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"
by chikalay April 6, 2012
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Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!
by mchboy1 November 8, 2009
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A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.
by Princess22 October 20, 2008
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