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The Double M

Sexual intercourse between a married couple and male stranger.

Typically involves the married couple propositioning the male stranger to do The Double M. Motivations for propositioning the stranger vary from sexual dissatisfaction to mere curiosity. Some married couples habitually engage in The Double M and are considered a sub-category of swingers.

For the sexual intercourse to be classified as The Double M there must be full penetration. If the three participants are fondling each other without penetration it is not considered The Double M.

The purist's definition of The Double M stipulates that the male stranger must be a first-timer (i.e. it must be his first time having intercourse with a married couple). Purists also insist that The Double M only involves heterosexual positions (i.e. the two men do not fondle or penetrate each other in The Double M).
Friend 1: "Hey, man. A weird thing happened to me yesterday. I ended up doing The Double M with that creepy neighbor couple."

Friend 2: "Oh ya? What happened?"

F1: "Since I am new to the neighborhood this was the first time we hung out. We were all playing video games when out of nowhere the wife starts rubbing my neck. Her husband was watching it happen and started smiling. Very creepy stuff. Then they both asked me if I wanted to do The Double M. One thing led to another, and before I knew it I was getting pleasured by the wife while the husband was on the other end of her. I couldn't believe it."

F2: "Wow! The Double M! I always thought that was a made up thing."

F1: "I guess not."
by AureliusTheGreatest February 21, 2012
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The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
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The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.
person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.
by illshankyou December 16, 2011
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the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
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the double blackout

The double blackout is when you go day drinking, and blackout for the first time before noon. You won’t know what happened but when you wake up there could be a stranger in your bed and you could be naked. That’s when you start to piece your day together and wonder what happened with the stranger. However, it’s only 4pm and your friends want to meet up. That’s when you rally. The probably ends with shots of tequila and throwing up in an alley outside some kind of shit smelling Indian restaurant. But you don’t know bc you just did the double blackout. The next morning is a rough one.
Hey Carey! I don’t remember shit. I feel like a dirty whore bc I woke up after my first blackout and couldn’t remember if I fucked this guy named Steve. He seemed cool though so we rallied. We were up until 6 am when I blacked out again, but the last thing I remember is sucking his dick in the last bar we were in. It was another of the double blackout for me...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018
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The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.
Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.
by Ifuckdeadcats June 29, 2019
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the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.
“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”
by Regret June 10, 2020
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