Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 09, 2011

Creepy Chapman

Female creepers who stalk English guys because they sound like Orlando Bloom.

I liked her 'til she insisted I wear fake elf ears, she's a real Creepy Chapman.

by chumpelstiltskin March 03, 2010

lauran chapman

Bitch.

Lauran Chapman is a bitch.

by Marzocco April 16, 2015

Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.

Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)

by Deer Man July 27, 2005

cole chapman

The most inbred person on the planet. His cock will make you jump back of how its so big. Also another word for autism.

Girl 1: I heard cole chapman's cock killed 3 girls last night!
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...

by jimstrong2314 March 07, 2017

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

James Chapman

A really cool kid who is cocky as shit but has an amazing physique. Also they believe that they can be neurosurgeons and in the secret services when they r older

Person 1: Hey mate
Person 2: *I should actually be in the A’s for tennis and be in AFL team and I’m the best at threes even better than Jack Even ask my dad*
Person 3: Ok then no need to be a James Chapman

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019