Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.

You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.

by Ulamk February 18, 2022

Balkan Rage

The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform

"I'm so mad i'm activating Balkan rage"
"bro that's gonna kill us all"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.

You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.

by Ulamk February 18, 2022

Balkans

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them

by Albizk24 May 28, 2022

balkan

a mf from a balkan country

W*stoid: Hi balkan!
Sigma balkan: Stfu w*stoid

by ass ault March 17, 2024