Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

by applebee's23 December 8, 2010

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

Applebee's scuffle

An Applebee's scuffle is a number of trans men having an orgy, for every 2 men their is one woman (biologically) and the "men" would see who could fuck her first.

"I had a lot of fun at the Applebee's scuffle last week." "We don't speak about the applebees scuffle John"

by Nmswhat July 27, 2021

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

applebees

literally Jesus

person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.

by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025