That alabama hot pocket was delicious.
by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016
The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
by bitcheslovesosa February 28, 2014
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 08, 2021
a hot pocket from Alabama
by hunte and zahra April 06, 2016
Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
by Brandonhasatinypipi September 24, 2019
by ïïï March 11, 2019
The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.
Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
by OpieTaylor November 02, 2011