twatch

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

by PALS123 September 11, 2010

Twatch

A cross between a twat and a snatch. A slang term meaning cunt.

Clearly she is in a bad mood, she is acting like a twatch.

by Stretcharmboggs January 7, 2018

Thitch

A supposed hypothetical situation in a conversation, but it truly happened to the speaker in real life.

Just throwing out a thitch here; what if I got Mono and gave it to you?

Quick thitch, what if I scratched your car?

by Empty Earthling December 10, 2020

Thitch

Individuals who identify as ‘they’ and are bitches. (PWFink)

I stopped for fast food; when I opened the bag, I realized the ‘thitch’ forgot to give me napkins!

by PWFink11 August 5, 2021

twatch

To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.

I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.

by D.L.M. April 14, 2006

Hellen Thach

A Gorgeous women who is great to talk to ,and to be in a relationship with , she will right you lots of love letters, and call you alot , but she will always be there for you, never take a girl like her for granted.

That woman Hellen Thach will always be my first love.

by myveryFirstlove December 2, 2011

twatch

(verb) To scratch one's itchy twat

Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch.

by Martin T Smith March 28, 2008