actual suicidal tendencies

not the band

I have actual suicidal tendencies.

by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018

bitch-like-tendencies (BLT's)

Used to describe men that act in ways similar to over emotional, unstable women. Examples include:

1. Keeping up drama in personal relationships
2. Becoming easily offended
3. Hyper-sensitivity to criticism
4. Excessive tears in otherwise normal situations

The more Kesha hung around this dude, the more she began to notice that he had some real bitch-like-tendencies (BLT's). He was more drama-filled than her regular chicken headed crew.

by Anonymuse April 7, 2008

tenionym

Tenionyms are words that are written using the same sequence of keystrokes on a modern cellphone with word prediction. "Tenio-" comes from the Swedish pronunciation of "T9".

"Home" and "goof" are tenionyms, as both are written 4-6-6-3.

by lambchop September 11, 2008

tenionaire

Tenionaire (n). People who have amassed $10 million in Net Worth.

Rationale for word: Seems like a big jump from millionaire to billionaire, so tenionaire can be used as a more specific way to describe wealth.

How was a millionaire at age 20, a tenionaire at 25 and I wouldn’t be surprised if he becomes a billionaire by 40.

by New Fred October 17, 2020

tendencrinization

the process of tendencryinse

this is tendencry
why do you feel so tendenhappy?
i feeel so tendenmad
i took a big tendenpoo
this is when tendencryness
we were committing tendencrinization today.

by ahsilatendencrynization March 6, 2023

Burling's Tendency

The inverse relationship of convenience of defecation and urge to defecate. As the need or desire to defecate increases, the convenience of such action decreases in like manner. The ultimate culmination of said paradox occurs when it is both infinitely necessary to defecate and also infinitely inconvenient.

Blown from the inside out. Guess our agent thought he could hold off through the drug deal and then Burling's Tendency hit. Looks like his cover wasn't the only thing that was blown...

by discord_ January 25, 2009

Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009