tea bagged

putting one's ball sack in too girls mouths ( in and out )

that pimp tea bagged his hoes

by pimpin_p December 17, 2008

Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

by teabagging April 18, 2009

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

tea bag

When a man towers over a woman and his balls are in her mouth as she plays with it.

I tea bagged my g/f lastt night, man.

by Ritagal September 25, 2006

tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead

Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!

by kezzanezza June 5, 2010

tea bag

to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.

the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.

by Korean Barber June 2, 2008

Tea Bag

nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth

1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour.

2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you.

3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.

by The Happy Tea Bagger August 9, 2008