Teefo

Your neighboorhoods BEST FRIEND often sadly mistaken for a jerk or even a moron..... BUT SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN!!

"OMG LOOK AT THAT TEEFO," "yeah Wish I had one..."

by Friggin Awesome yeah yeah yeah October 6, 2008

Teefumz

One of the greatest beings that walked on earth!

Next to Jesus because Jesus is kind of course

“Teefumz might be 4’11 but don’t mess with her”

“Did you hear that THE Teefumz is live rn”

by Sheeeeeeeeeshh April 25, 2021

teef

to steal or engage in an act of thievery.

synonym of jack

"oooh hell no! Please don't tell me you teefed the box of fruit roll-ups i was hiding ?!"

by jigsawed August 6, 2008

teefers

Teeth in baby tawk.

Owwie Mommy my teefers huwt.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

treefrog

An Australian $100AUD note.

"Don't be flashing 'round those 'treefrogs'. You'll get rolled up in this muh-fucka."

by Diego August 14, 2003

treefuck

When you fuck a tree.

See Jane treefuck. Funny, funny Jane. Dick wants to play to.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

dirty treefrog

The sexual act of finding a frog, preferable a treefrog due to their slimyness, and putting your foreskin in its mouth multiple times. You then store the frog in you butthole for later use. If you are gentle enough the frog will survive and have babies resembeling the teenage mutant ninja turtles except they will be more froglike. However, they will still fight evil villains and are even better for mouth raping than the original frog.

My girl wouldn't give me a blowy so i had to do the old dirty treefrog.

by newsome stoner July 29, 2012