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Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.
Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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Taverne-fucked

You’re fucked when you’re taverne-fucked. But there is still always chance to crawl back in.
Me: after last night I’m officially taverne-fucked. I might as well say sorry to him..
Other: You’ll get over it.
by Annada March 11, 2019
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Tavernitis

A term most often used in reference to fantasy stories, referring to needlessly gross, violent, or cruel elements
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.
Burned through Shadow of Conqueror. Didn’t like much. Too much Tavernitis and anime extreme emotion moments.
by SylentVoidkeeper May 16, 2023
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golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.
I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.
by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018
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paul’s tavern

A. The greatest Tavern ever
B. What the fuck kind of bar was that.
Paul’s Tavern it may not be the best bar but it is then cheapest.
Paul’s tavern where the women are….here
by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021
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Tavern Time

What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.
"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"
by Tavern Totalitarian May 13, 2022
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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021
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