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Tavern on the Groin

Any bar that encourages body shots.
Sure, I'd like a drink but I am feeling kind of slutty tonight. Wanna hit up a Tavern on the Groin?
by arbeit September 2, 2016
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Tavern Tank

Noun
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
Look! There's the Tavern Tank!
by Funkatize October 5, 2008
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golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.
I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.
by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018
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paul’s tavern

A. The greatest Tavern ever
B. What the fuck kind of bar was that.
Paul’s Tavern it may not be the best bar but it is then cheapest.
Paul’s tavern where the women are….here
by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021
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Tavern Time

What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.
"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"
by Tavern Totalitarian May 13, 2022
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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021
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Tavern Booty

A semi-nice ass that is typically found in middle-aged to older drinking establishments known as taverns. A Tavern Booty is considered nice given the age of the owner and in comparison to asses of similar age range but not necessarily elite or world class on its own merit.
Ms. Shirley looks pretty gold with that lil' tavern booty, she's damn near as old as my mom, though.
by sha-boing-boing June 29, 2021
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