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Fail To Be Tough Girl

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.
Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?
by I say stuff February 3, 2021
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Internet Tough Guy

Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:

- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.

Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:

"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."

"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
by You Can't Kill the Metal August 7, 2006
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tougher than a $2 steak

old school way of describing the neighborhood badass, or any badass mother fucker, for that matter.
Hollis: yo man! Omar don't back down from no one.

Antoine: Dude, he's tougher than a $2 steak!
by theboo28 April 25, 2011
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Tonka Tough

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!
by phailmoar February 16, 2009
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tough one

1. A term that is suitable only for situations that result in a loss or an unexpected turn for the worse
2. At first, "tough one" was used in a derogatory manner. However, with the passing of time, the term has been used in a lighter, more colloquial usage
Coach: Tough one Feremy
Feremy (the athlete): I know Coach. I think I could have gotten him. That was a tough one
Coach: You know, I'd highly encourage you to do a little more with the backhand. If you do, you can say goodbye to the tough ones.
by Demonte Jones June 14, 2010
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tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
by TheMocker October 31, 2004
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Tough like a $2 Steak

Unusually or inexplicably ( and possibly undesirably) tough or impenetrable
Mr T is tough like a $2 steak!
by Hades January 3, 2003
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