tactical poo

A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.

Normally referred to as a TP in public

A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.

Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"

"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"

by tacticalpooinnit December 27, 2012

Tactical Like

While browsing through cuties' profiles on social media sites, one then carefully selects a picture to "Like" in an effort to send a subtle message in the form of a notification to said cutie. Typically done by a male towards a female due to their exponentially greater sex drive. The specific target picture depends on the person who is "Liking" the picture as well as the person who is in the picture. There is much strategy that goes into the decision process which includes but is not limited to: How long ago the picture was posted, what time of the day the picture is "Liked", and the amount of clothing/sexuality in the picture.

"I hooked up with Emma last night. That tactical like from earlier in the week was clutch."

"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "

by BroDudeGuy December 13, 2014

Tactical Waddle

To tactically waddle with shit ridden boxers to the laundry room and grab some toilet paper to wipe thy ass with

Kramos had a tactical waddle last night when no one was home.

by Echoroth September 19, 2015

Tactical Johnson

A military grade penis.

She seems like the type of girl to need a Tactical Johnson after tonight.

by ebertalo February 3, 2020

Tactical text

A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).

"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"

by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Love Tactical

When one is on a date or in the presence of someone attractive and one starts feeling ill and has to have a tactical* to recover.

Most common place to have a Love Tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.

Not to be confused with "Butterfly in stomach" syndrome... Love Tactical is actually throwing up, not just the "funny feelings"

*Tactical- Short for Tactical Vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don't pass out early.

He took me out for a date, he didn't tell me we were going for food... i had to have a Love Tactical.

I think i love him... i always have Love Tacticals when i see him.

by Pedrops December 27, 2009