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German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.
- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that
by TinderDerbyChris May 12, 2020
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Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.
We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.
by Shaartvark July 18, 2016
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tandem guysicle

When two guys stick their thumb up each others asses and scoot down the street.
“Hey Tyler you wanna ride the tandem guysicle? “

“Yes, sure do !”

“Does it have a suck start feature?”
by Nsherm October 4, 2025
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Tandem

Oi bruv mandem told tandem to talk to you
by Emmuhuh January 18, 2025
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Missouri Tandem

The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.
Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.
by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021
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Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!
by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017
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