take a Shatner

Sitting in the captain's chair and dropping a captain's log.

Hurry up in the bathroom,I have to take a Shatner!!!

by squishy pants September 26, 2005

Take an Obama

Take a shit

Jose ate too many tamales, he felt the urge to Take an Obama.

by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 31, 2013

take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off

my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

by bluebear May 27, 2020

I'd take the wolverines

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

by probably pete December 19, 2006

Take it Down a Notch

instruction to an individual to regulate his or her level of enthusiasm.

Robert needs to take it down a notch with the flirting; he already has a girlfriend.

by Emily Alpert August 6, 2008

Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

by Mr:- January 12, 2011