Simposites

Were you obsess over someone you hate, like a simp but you hate them and want to bring them down.

OOMIE_: Anyone want to hang Belle Delphine?
ClownBeter: Me.

OOMIE_: Okay get the rope and the bonker.

ConradeSmirnoff: You’re both acting like simposites.

by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 December 8, 2020

Simposaur

When a guy keeps thinking about a girl to the point of not being able to sleep and will do anything to make her smile. He can also tell when something is wrong just by looking at her facial expression. He will protect her from anything and misses her 24/7.

I was up all night thinking about her....I am definitely a Simposaur

by G.P-lover November 4, 2021

Simposium

Collective plural of simps.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that cosplay girls twitch stream?"
Person 2: "Nah, the simposium of simps horning onto her made it pretty cringe, bro."

by Xevious211 April 9, 2022

samposium

Some stupid fuckin band from Boston

I went to the Samposium, it was fun, their lead singer is hella cute.

by Sampan October 12, 2022

sympotence

Contagious Erectile Dysfunction. Having performance issues out of sympathy for a friend with ED.

I got sympotence when I tried to bang it out, cuz my bro told me about how he couldn’t get it up.

by Cheek the Greek March 13, 2023