ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

Switchin' Lanes

The transition from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Olga's all about switchin' lanes- between the pink and the stink all night.

by John Steinbeck Sr April 5, 2011

switchin

Driving for the simple pleasure of going down the freeway at high speeds and switching lanes often cutting off cars, best down in large cities between 2-4 pm and between 7-8 pm where there is lots of cars but not stopped traffic.

We got bored and had a half a tank of gas so we decided to go switchin down interstate 10

by eroc43 April 18, 2005

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016

Switchlash

Switching between a submissive and Dominant headspace too quickly can result in switchlash. Which can cause subdrop, heightened emotions, a feeling of mental exhaustion, general low mood.

I'm suffering from switchlash today.

by TaleAsOldAsTime September 29, 2022

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009