Swifty

A person that is very good at basketball and gets bare pussy

You're a swifty.

by cloutgangshit September 22, 2017

Swifty

the absolutely, undisputed king of all caretakers. Glastry is truly blessed by his presence

"Hey did you see Swifty?"
"No, why?"

"Near ran me down with that we floor cleaner of his!"
"Legend!"

by FussiestApe October 17, 2019

Swifties

Swifties don't merely "like" Taylor Swift. They adore her. Swifties tend to be sweet, generous, introverted and very literate, just like their idol Taylor. Swifties tend to occupy Tumblr since that's where Taylor goes the most. They also live on Twitter and Instagram. You're super lucky if you know a Swiftie and you better befriend them right away.

Person 1: Anna seems like a Swiftie. She baked me cookies today.
Person 2: Yeah, she's totally a Swiftie. We should be her best friend. Everyone should be friends with Swifties.

by janmhorowi April 5, 2017

Swifty

A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.

Omg, You’re a swifty too? Taylor’s new midnight album was sooooooo (in high pitched voice) AMAZING!

by TheDictionaire April 6, 2023

Swiftie

A kind of obsession and mental health problem. a Swiftie always believes their idol is the best and no one would ever top her. They drag everyone but when it comes to themselves they act as innocent.

Even Taylor Swift has a song about them "You Need to Calm Down"

This girl is so Swiftie. she thinks Taylor is the artist of the decade!

a Swiftie: "Taylor is the best selling artist of history, the only songwriter in the industry, most awarded artist of all time, she never gets flop, she is an InTErNaTiOnAl artist"

by ifrhn March 12, 2021

Swifty

A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."

"She said Swifty, relax..."

by kxhonda February 7, 2010

Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009