gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.

Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

Shroom Stamp

When a man has any questionable residue on his penis and, using the head, slaps or "stamps" any region of his partners face... leaving a shroom imprint with the residue. Also applies when a man gains enough force while slapping a person's face with his member, to leave a red mushroom imprint.

Eddie was bored and thought it would be funny to shroom stamp his best friend's forehead... it wasn't.

by ShanMakesMeSmile July 28, 2009

Passport Stamp

A personal trophy for having sex with a foreigner

"I went to Canada to get my Passport Stamped"

by whatarewordsworth October 20, 2009

mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.

Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Stamp of shame

The hand stamp you get upon entering a club that you know you shouldn't be in but you're battered and have decided dancing and drinking more would be an excellent idea.

Aaaarrgh, the horror, just woke up and realised I went to 'that' club last night.....stamp of shame!! Better get scrubbing!

by Trixie DeBrito August 23, 2012

pimp stamp

the opposite of a tramp stamp, except it is located about the pubic area. Usually worn by a male who is sexually promiscuous has been in porn or models.

Hey Jill did you see the pimp stamp on that hot guy? I bet he has a big dick I would love to fuck him.

by sara8 January 7, 2014

crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene

Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008