surging sanders

(N) A name for your dick when you cum out of nowhere.

A girl gave me a look in the store, and suddenly I had a surging sanders.

by DickPerry May 6, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

In the middle of the conference, he accidentally had a surging sanders. His co-workers never looked at him the same again.

by Dinoblaster April 24, 2016

surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere.

I had a surging sanders in the polls.

by willful-liam May 10, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum from out of nowhere.

She was surprised when he snuck up from behind and pulled a Surging Sanders all over her face.

by 800_Pound_Gorilla April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere,

As referenced on The Daily Show.

Man 1: Bernie Sanders is doing pretty well against Hilary Clinton
Man 2 :They don't call him surging sanders for nothing

by scoobydoobydoo23 May 10, 2016

surging sanders

When an old white man cums out of no where on Hillary Clinton

Bernie is a surging sanders within the democratic party

by Berndog312 April 26, 2016

surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016