surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian January 13, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere

Wow, i did not expect Bernie to show up to the party, he really did a Surging Sanders.

by Smngrp January 15, 2016

Surging Sanders

cumming completely out of nowhere

I was in line at the grocery store and I was hit by a surging sanders. I had to rush home and change.

by talkingshotgun January 13, 2016

surging sanders

"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane January 27, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Oh damn, he did a real good surging sanders number on her face.

by D. S. Nutssssz January 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum from out of nowhere.

She was surprised when he snuck up from behind and pulled a Surging Sanders all over her face.

by 800_Pound_Gorilla January 13, 2016

surging sanders

When something comes out of nowhere.

Clinton was surprised by a surging sanders

by ExMuzzy January 14, 2016