Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone

After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica

by Tech giant May 06, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

He didn't even need to touch me, it was just like he was there and surging sanders.

by fabdog April 24, 2016

surging sanders

come out of nowhere

That guy is a real surging sanders

by zortan garfunkel April 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)

We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

Surging sanders

Coming on you from out of nowhere.

My boyfriend suddenly gave me a surging sanders egen I was watching the daily show.

by bjoernisathome April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

(V.) When one cums out of nowhere when faced against an oppressive situation. Leaving your enemies Bernt in the progress.

Wall Street and establishment political puppets: OK look guys you can one day become as rich as us, but you'll need to take this 'reasonable' loan to build up your capital...

Bernie Sanders: I won't stand for this AAAARGH!!

Guy: Wow they're getting bernt, never knew Wall Street was a pussy

Girl : Well that's a surging sanders for you

by Hillary Clinton April 26, 2016