Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

Summoning the mud dragon

Colloquial term for taking a dump.

I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.

by KobraKommander July 4, 2018

Three Summon

When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.

Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.

by crazyJMV February 26, 2010

Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 23, 2004

shmomoe

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.

Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shmomoloboe

A group of people that cannot intelligently defend themselves in way of oral confrontation or physical combat.

That freshman group is such a Shmomoloboe

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

summon the hot drops

ejaculation, -the 'calling' (and churning!) of the male 'butter'

after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!

she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!

he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops

by michael foolsley July 25, 2010