Somerset

The greatest county in England, in which:

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!

*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?

~Oo-arr.

by Lollage May 25, 2008

SummerStache

A mustache grown by single men who feel the need to take a vacation from their normal appearance in the months of June, July, and August.

Dude, Doug's growing a serious SummerStache now that he and Svetlana broke up.

by Dirk D June 12, 2009

sommerset

clout chasing slut who acts hard to get but is in fact just an narcissist

U know that irrelevant female boring streamer?
Ahh yeah sommerset.

by Cocojambo420 June 6, 2023

somerset sewerage

a drink that is drunk after staying up drinking, made up of whatever leftovers (from bottles and cans)

sometimes poured through a sieve to filter out cigarette butts but the ash usually remains!

best enjoyed enjoed warm and with the sun on your face!

person 1 - "whats wrong with moe?"

person 2 - "he's been on the somerset sewerage!"

by joescarecrow February 6, 2010

Summeritus

A psychological disorder that can set in shortly after school is ended for the year. Symptoms can include boredom, lack of creativity, lack of energy, lack of effort, insomnia, and general physical laziness. If left untreated, some of the more severe side-effects can include paleness of the skin, obesity, and living in your mother's basement the rest of your life.

I was going to go running this morning, but school got out only a week ago and I just decided to sleep in. When I got up I didn't even shower and just sat on the computer for 5 hours straight. I must be contracting Summeritus!

by Mark7991 June 16, 2010

summersick

- when you want summer so bad it hurts
- when you miss summer after its over

I’m so summersick. I need summer right now but it feels so far away.

by yeenahoveryeehaw March 24, 2019

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019