Summeritus 

A psychological disorder that can set in shortly after school is ended for the year. Symptoms can include boredom, lack of creativity, lack of energy, lack of effort, insomnia, and general physical laziness. If left untreated, some of the more severe side-effects can include paleness of the skin, obesity, and living in your mother's basement the rest of your life.

I was going to go running this morning, but school got out only a week ago and I just decided to sleep in. When I got up I didn't even shower and just sat on the computer for 5 hours straight. I must be contracting Summeritus!

Summeritus by Mark7991 June 16, 2010

summeritis 

A thing that students get during 3rd quarter, or the winter months, where they miss the summer: no school, no grades or homework, no waking up early, late nights, friends, vacations, warm weather, clear skin, tan lines and life is better.

“I have summeritis, winter and school sucks ass.”

summeritis by okk January 27, 2019

summeritis 

a disease that is rapidly spread among students the last few weeks of school before summer break. symptoms include extreme laziness, backsassing teachers, sudden lack of effort and concern about grades, and falling asleep in classes.

im starting to feel really lazy and everytime i take a test i get a worse and worse score... whatever its probably the summeritis.

summeritis by xoxteganxox July 1, 2007

Summertastic 

1.) When the school year finally ends and you are feelin' groovy.

2.) The feeling of indolence that inevitably sets upon one in the summer months.

Pat: Dude, I'm feeling quite summertastic.
Erik: Word...

Summertastic by P t M December 29, 2008

summeritis 

Common during the 3rd quarter winter months. Students thirst for the relief of summer break due to the lack of homework and responsibilities. Summer is a common time for summer love and general hook ups. Side effects of Summeritis: dropping grades, laziness, apathy, bitch fights, mood swings, break ups, really bad winter dances, and a really long winter.

Johnny's severe case of summeritis led him to fail his math class and ironically end up in summer school.

summeritis by froman7777777 January 14, 2010

Summericular Cancer 

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

Summericular Cancer by El Zacko August 20, 2007

summeritis 

similar to senioritis but occurs every year when the weather begins to warm up and summer approaches.

I have no motivation to finish this paper i think it's the summeritis.

summeritis by jstass June 6, 2011