substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

Substitute Hole Sex

also known as SHS.
Another way to say Anal Sex.

When I woke up with mud on my helmet from the drunken Substitute Hole Sex last night, I flipped out.

by shabooty.com January 9, 2008

Racist Substitute

A word used to describe a substitute teacher teacherwho identifies their studentsstudents by their race. Mainly because they do not know the names of their students.

The racist substitute called me "Indian" instead of my name, what a bitch.

by Indianboy98 June 5, 2018

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

Tootie Fruity Substitute

a gay ass substitute teacher!

when i said tootie fruity substitute i made a beast fall in a arcade basketball machine.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))

Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool

by DanishViking April 20, 2017