Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

Substitute Hole Sex

also known as SHS.
Another way to say Anal Sex.

When I woke up with mud on my helmet from the drunken Substitute Hole Sex last night, I flipped out.

by shabooty.com January 9, 2008

Electrophillic Substitution

You see we have those carbon playaas and those carbon playaa haters, now the carbon playaa gets all the hydrogens, but the playaa hater, he has to settle with one hydrogen and a lame bromine

"Shit, what the fuck is Markovnikoff's rule?"
"Electrophillic Substitution"

by ilovechemistryandwhat August 14, 2012

Racist Substitute

A word used to describe a substitute teacher teacherwho identifies their studentsstudents by their race. Mainly because they do not know the names of their students.

The racist substitute called me "Indian" instead of my name, what a bitch.

by Indianboy98 June 5, 2018

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

dubstatus

when something is on-the-level and contains no frills or gimmicks. to be honest and truthful to someone, with a straight face and no bullshit. as a weed reference, 2.0 even. not skimp, not generous.

"man, john wasnt kidding...this place is dubstatus!"

"youre not bullshitting me, right? this is dubstatus?"

"we dont fuck around! our music is dubstatus!"

by Chad V. November 21, 2006