Shurking

To procrastinate.

I was shurking my responsibilities.

by SuperArlo December 14, 2018

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019

Sterking

A Sterking is a Norwegian word used to describe a strong person mostly physically but also mentally. Those who get the name of Sterking are usally both and theyre really cool people to be around and be friends with. Theyre funny, kind and allround a good person that you want to have in your life.

1: You see that guy over there?
2: Yeah?
1: He is a Sterking, a really kind and strong guy.
2: Whoa! I wanna be friends with him.

by Sterkr September 4, 2020

Slurking

It’s the combination of lurking and slithering.

Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”

by Cassie’s Dad January 3, 2023

SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Full Starking

The belief that a group of friends will disperse, even if no information was given suggesting said disperse.

"the group of friends was tight and going strong, until someone did a full starking

by Erik Schon June 18, 2018