Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 20, 2006

Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down

Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"

by Sharpie&Wid February 25, 2018

stonk

A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!

"Stick a red nose on your conk/ And let's stonk!"

by Will_A August 17, 2005

stonk

A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.

Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej

by Diesel Daddy June 4, 2009

Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020

Stonks

Profet

i get $ from Stonks

by BISHNU'SREAL February 26, 2020

Stonks

STONKS is the best meme ever invented. Use it wisely for those who mistreat it suffer painful deaths.

Guy 1: “Buys 3D printer, buys PS4, 3D prints PS4, returns 3D printer and PS4”
Guy 2: “STONKS”

by MrNameMan January 22, 2020