STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

std

STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.

Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.

by LBChris05 February 23, 2003

Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!

Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!

by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011

std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

by ASSBLASTER58 June 1, 2018

The Hopping STD

A really ugly bitch with brown acne everywhere and white shit in her hair and hops when she walks, runs, or even stands still, who thinks just because she is fucked up in the head she can make everybody feel sorry for her.

houston did you see heather walking, yeah she looked like The Hopping STD.

by bush puch May 16, 2011

The Bond STD

The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.

Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

by Hawx918 December 9, 2008

STD Lucky Dip

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

by John Barry November 20, 2004