STD

a cruel trick god plays

Damn you, Jebus!

by bosstone August 13, 2003

std

An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.

Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

STDs

'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!

James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.

by Hate Me To Be Me =] March 07, 2010

std

What killed unprotected sex.

John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."

by CarlosX December 26, 2005

STD

short for "Shit To Do"

Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

by Sslime October 17, 2004

STD

to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time

friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!

by alyssalicious May 30, 2007

STD

Student Tech Director

Yo! who do I give my crew head aplication to? oh, give it to the STD!

by just call me blond January 21, 2005