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Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics
'get statisticated mate'
by wavey76 March 2, 2018
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Statisticated

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.
Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.
by WILF OC February 13, 2020
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Statistics yuh

by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021
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statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.
"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"
by “”” August 3, 2021
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Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.
This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
by IKnowFax July 19, 2022
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
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