Smarticle

Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.

Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"

Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"

by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009

smartickle

smartickle (smar tih kul) NOUN. A particle of smartness, or intelligence.

In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.

They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016

startlefart

The act of flatulating upon being surprised.

Paul: Chatting with a friend about that cool restaurant you went to with the duck fat fries.

A friend: sneaks up and pokes you in the ribs.

Paul: pfffffft. Whoa! Sorry about that! It was a startlefart, you scared me with that poke to the ribs!

fartle fart shart poot phear

by ChicknWaffles October 24, 2012

sharnicles

Poop pieces on a dick after anal sex.

Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

Smartillery

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013