A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.
Jay: It's like what you said about ....
Jane: When did I say that?
Jay: It was on your twitter.
Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.
Jane: When did I say that?
Jay: It was on your twitter.
Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.
by subsistence May 29, 2009
Get the stalkerfriend mug.Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.
Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!
I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!
I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!
by Blondhes June 10, 2016
Get the Stalker squad mug.A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.
"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."
by ur2funny May 17, 2011
Get the scaredy-stalker mug.My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.
by Jaymi November 15, 2017
Get the sugar stalker mug.P.STALKER is someone who engages in STALKING.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.
by DeGreat December 15, 2010
Get the P. Stalker mug.by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015
Get the Instagram Stalker mug.When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.
by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011
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