snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Snorgle

To hug/snuggle a really cute something.

"Oh my God did you see that puppy on 7th? OMG I want to snorgle it! ^_^"

by bhm2006 May 18, 2006

Snorgtees

A company who monopolizes Urban Dictionary's ad-space and makes unfunny teeshirts.

The girls are somewhat hot though.

Every time you visit this site there will undoubtedly be an ad for a snorgtees shirt right next to it.

by ZomSteve September 24, 2011

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

snorg whore

a witless bimbo procured primarily for the service of modeling cheap and lackluster Snorg Tees merchandise.

Original Snorg girl: HEY LOOK AT ME! BUY A SNORG TEE!

Internet Fapstar:Sorry honey but your just a boring snorg whore... *closes tab*

by Define Me! October 23, 2009

Snorgtees

The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .

non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

Snorg Tees

A Georgia-based company that sells shirts specializing in memes. It's also that advertisement you see at the right side of this website which shows hot girls wearing geeky and lame t-shirts. You can tell they're trying to make the jokes on the shirts seem funny and clever, but apparently they're not.

1. Look at this awesome new shirt I bought from Snorg Tees! "I'm an om-nom-nom-ivore"

2. Ohoho I'm sure you are

by MisterRickster August 18, 2011