When humpday approaches Lauren would cover all her living room couches in plastic so when her man comes home for humpday action she would spray him down during sexual intercourse like a skunk being threatened. Aka Bradley squirter
by Spunky5 August 24, 2022
 Get the Bradley squirtermug.
Get the Bradley squirtermug. Dam she is a squirter
by Darladadog69 August 20, 2021
 Get the Squirtermug.
Get the Squirtermug. A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
by Slug1 April 18, 2021
 Get the Cleveland Squirtermug.
Get the Cleveland Squirtermug. by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
 Get the Lice cream squirtermug.
Get the Lice cream squirtermug. by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
 Get the Lice cream squirtermug.
Get the Lice cream squirtermug. When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025
 Get the Intrusive Squirtermug.
Get the Intrusive Squirtermug. A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
 Get the Shirt Squirtermug.
Get the Shirt Squirtermug.