squirt 

A cigarette, a smoke

"Hey man, you think I could bum a squirt?"
"Let's go burn a squirt."

squirt by Karloff October 8, 2005

squirt 

a man who never signs off his pc. obsesses over females in chat rooms and wishes he had a dick.

paula's husband, john, is a squirt

squirt by betty butterfield March 19, 2007

squirt 

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

squirt by kr7 l3g3nd November 23, 2004

squirt 

squirt is a nickname for a pistol,
the name deriving from the idea of a water pistol.

im goin to blast this fool, pass that squirt

squirt by ste - unit May 31, 2004

Squirt 

To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.

I want to squirt my best friend's lover.

Squirt by Jadya February 12, 2007

squirt 

you a rat or you a virgin

My nigga you a squirt son

squirt by ali jon camaro March 22, 2009

squirt 

what u call ur momma

yo little squirt

squirt by DylanBurtoftDictionary May 10, 2018