Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012

sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)

Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint

by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015

pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.

"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."

by gunner451 August 20, 2006

squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 27, 2004

squinted

when a boy sits with their legs wide

they all sat squinted today

by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023