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Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.
You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.
by icwish August 7, 2012
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See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.
p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.
by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008
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serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.
i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.
by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014
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Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.
Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.
by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009
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sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)
Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint
by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015
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pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.
"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."
by gunner451 August 20, 2006
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